Humor

Cristiano’s Son Has To Deal With The Messi-Ronaldo Rivalry Everyday At School

First grade is a time of personal discovery. At six years of age, it's a time when children learn simple things like raising their hands, not interrupting the speaker and respecting the feelings of others. It’s a time of collaboration, sharing and complex learning in different subject areas.

Unless your Cristiano Ronaldo Jr, whose elementary experience is, according to his father, like braving the comment section of any soccer website — the one place where you'll never find co-operation, manners and mutual respect.

Cristiano Ronaldo Would Like Your Help In Choosing A Watch

Cristiano Ronaldo would like everyone's help choosing a watch, because companies just send him sh*t to wear and then send him money to tweet inane tweets about their products.

Case in point:

This Dizzy Penalty Will Live In Infamy

I love everything about this video, from the "running" around the ball to the Monty Python Ministry of Silly Walks run-up to the swing-and-a-miss at the end.

Please watch this video and love it as much as I do.

Partick Thistle Midfielder Ryan Edwards Does Not Star In MTV's "Teen Mom"

Ryan Edwards is a 23-year-old Australian central midfielder who plays for Partick Thistle in the Scottish Premiership and looks like he would be a dynamite extra in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Ryan Edwards is a person who is/was on MTV's Teen Mom and Teen Mom OG and is the ex-boyfriend of someone named "Maci" and the father of someone named "Bentley".

These two people, both named "Ryan Edwards", are not the same person. We just want to make that perfectly clear.

Football Should Steal This One Rule From Major League Baseball

In addition to bribery, money laundering and papering over racism, FIFA — football’s very own basket of deplorables — occasionally rolls out a rule change or two. During the weekend’s World Club Cup final, for example, Alvaro Morata became football’s first ever “fourth substitute” as Real Madrid took advantage of a trial rule-change allowing an additional substitution during extra time.

10 Terrible Christmas Presents Foe The Premier League's Top 10 Sides

Christmas is widely considered to be the most wonderful time of the year by many, but football is different. There is no winter break and many teams will be thinking of the Boxing Day game as opposed to a turkey dinner, and it can be hard. What would make it even harder, however, is awarding those sides with what can only be described as the worst Christmas gifts of all time.

Chelsea — Crowd Noise Generator

100 Footballers In The World

The Guardian's annual list of the 100 best footballers is in the process of coming out. How does it compare with our list of 100 footballers? Check it out.

The18's 100 Footballers In The World

100-71

100. Joe Allen

99. Steve McNulty

98. Gabor Kiraly

97. Kolo Toure

96. Burrito Martinez

95. Hobbit Bermudez

94. Alex Teixeira

93. Fred

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