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Real Madrid’s Valverde Lands Himself In Doghouse With All-Time Wild Quote About His Wife

Real Madrid midfielder Federico Valverde might have had one of the wildest quotes from an athlete when he was asked about what winning the Champions League against Liverpool on Saturday would mean to him. This Valverde wife quote is an all-timer.

“It’s a unique trophy for any player in the world. I’m willing to sacrifice many things,” Valverde said to Spanish news outlet AS. “Except my son… but maybe even my wife.”

“Messi Is Going To Come To MLS” Says Tim Howard Who Also Referred To Argentine As “A God”

According to USMNT legend Tim Howard another legend will take his talents to Major League Soccer. Howard believes that Lionel Messi will come to America and play in MLS in the future. Howard shared this belief during the Pat McAfee Show on Thursday.

The Gang Gets Called Offside — Rob McElhenney, Ryan Reynolds Celebrate Offside Goal Way Too Much

It’s been a spectacular year for Wrexham AFC. From the dredges of the National League — the fifth tier of English football — the third oldest club in the world was thrust into global acclaim when Hollywood stars Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney bought the Dragons.

New Employee At BBC Accidentally Put “Manchester United Are Rubbish” On National TV In Hilarious Gaffe

Plenty of people can relate to making a mistake their first day on the job. It’s a common occurrence. Not many people can say that on their first day they insulted one of the country’s biggest sports fan bases by running a headline that was never meant to be seen. 

Someone did that on Tuesday when a BBC headline insulting Manchester United casually calling the club “rubbish” ran on live television.

Puebla Troleó A Toda La Liga MX Con Supuesta Partida De Su Técnico Nicolás Larcamón

En 18 meses, Nicolás Larcamón ha sacado agua de las piedras con el Puebla, una de las plantillas más humildes de la Liga MX. Tan bueno ha sido su trabajo que su nombre siempre aparece en el molino de rumores cuando un equipo más grande necesita un técnico. Y la noche de este miércoles, esas conversaciones se dispararon luego de que el Puebla publicara en redes sociales un video que hizo pensar a medio mundo que el tiempo de Larcamón en el club había llegado a su fin. 

Australia's Prime Minister Tracks And Destroys Small Child During Soccer Match

Australian prime minister Scott Morrison — days removed from labelling himself "a bit of a bulldozer when it comes to issues" — was taking no prisoners on the campaign trail in Tasmania on Wednesday afternoon.

Our 4-Year-Old Boy Has Really Become An Insufferable Little Monster

It's been over four years since Lionel Messi, wearing a hoodie and with his hands stuffed in his pockets, awkwardly faced a cellphone camera and uttered those now infamous words: "¡Hola David!"

I wish I'd never lived to see the day.

The Best (Worst?) MLS Stadium Food For The 2022 Season

We're almost three months into the 2022 MLS season, affording us enough time to showcase some of the most exciting new stadium food options after collecting them from the Bible of arena grub, @FootyScran.

It's the best account around to make you both incredibly hungry and excited for Saturday, although the reaction to MLS food usually justifiably ranges from "that looks delicious" to "why the hell are they paying $25 for chicken over there?" 

What is scran? 

Zlatan Ibrahimović Smashes Window Of Team Bus While Hyping Up Milan Fans

The refrain around this season's AC Milan team is that it's built different. After capturing its last league title in 2011, the club's rot — falling from second-place in 2012 to as low as 10th in 2015 — had turned the Rossoneri from European titans to a collection of disbelievers.

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