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The Hardest Hitting Game Of Soccer

Have you ever wanted to just take out an opposing player for a bad tackle they committed? Look no further, because in this modified soccer match it is encouraged to hit your opponents as hard as possible. 

Bubble soccer is becoming another sporting craze that takes the world’s sport and puts on a twist. We’ve seen FootGolf, a hybrid of soccer and golf, that focuses on finesse and accuracy and now we can indulge on the dirty side of the sport. 

How Old Is Neymar?

How old is Neymar?

The short answer is 24, but that's the short answer. We're not here for the short answer. We're breaking it down so far that no one will ever wonder how old Neymar is again. You can thank us later. 

The Reason They Call Him The Hulk

In the forested training ground of Zenit St. Petersburg lives one of the most powerful strikers in the modern game. Even fellow teammates aren’t safe from his rocket of a leg during practice, and this video shows why.  

Striding past three defenders and a shot at the end blew the goalkeeper straight through the back of the net. A quick apology at the end and Hulk is ready to have another go. 

Apparently Man City's Joe Hart Hangs Out With 50 Cent

Look at this picture. LOOK AT IT.

Joe Hart and 50 Cent are homies? Please name a more unlikely pairing than this that actually exists? Do they have common interests? What do Joe Hart and 50 Cent talk about?

Fifty: "I got shot nine times."

Joe: "I am scared of baseballs."

It doesn't make any sense, but that is why I love it. Hopefully Joe Hart and 50 Cent's burgeoning bromance can continue. For all of us.

Scotland's Creepiest Mascot Ever

Scottish Premier League team Partick Thistle FC have unveiled their newest addition to the club. This is not a joke. The weird demonic looking yellow blob below is the new mascot of the Scottish club designed by Turner-prize nominated artist David Shrigley. 

This Guy Ruins A Child’s Day In 5 Seconds Flat

What is America in a word?

Such is a question for poets and philosophers, kings and presidents. 

I have no idea what America is in one word, but I do know what America is in one video, or more accurately, ‘Murica. 

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