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This here is Week 3 of our keeping track of Americans abroad in these power rankings that aren't really power rankings, and I declare this edition a collector's issue. That's right, fire up the printer, make sure you've got the necessary ink levels and print this whole webpage out for posterity.

This was the week the USMNT made a strong claim to be retroactively awarded the 2021 FIFA Club World Cup after beating Chelsea 3-0 at Elland Road.  

A good boy doing a bad deed had a good ending after a bad day. 

A pooch who pooped on the pitch during a Chilean Primera B match was recently reunited with his owner, who saw the viral moment and recognized his beagle who had recently gone missing. 

Saturday’s match between Universidad de Concepción and Fernández Vial was interrupted in the 20th minute by a misplaced mutt who found his way onto the field at Ester Roa Rebolledo Stadium. The dog, later identified as Toby, ran all around the pitch, showing off his breakaway speed as none of the players could corral him. 

Violence seemed to reign supreme this weekend. There were several fights as the European season fully kicked off on Friday, and Twitter had a field day with Manchester United. 

During Chelsea's USA Tour, Complex invited Christian Pulisic and Ben Chilwell over to their popular show 'GOAT Talk' where they ask celebrities to crown their all-time greats, whether that's food, music, vacation spot, cars, etc.

Because they are athletes, it was expected for the show to deliver questions that would be interesting to see.

The players began the dynamic asking about their "favorite World Cup memory" and Pulisic, as would many people, picked Landon Donovan's last-minute goal against Algeria in 2010 as his favorite.