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Remembering When Mario Was A Raging Dickwad On The Pitch

The mid-aughts were a sort of golden age for world football. 

We’ll never forget Liverpool’s incredible comeback against AC Milan in the 2005 Champions League, Zinedine Zidane’s headbutt in the 2006 World Cup final, Chelsea’s return to prominence under Jose Mourinho, someone other than the U.S. winning the Women’s World Cup and, of course, the Houston Dynamo winning back-to-back championships in MLS.

Fabregas Annoys Neighborhood Trying To Be Eddie Murphy While MLS Star Juggles Gold

If you have ever wondered what some of the greatest football stars are doing with their spare time, the answer is either working out or having fun.

The majority of players are sharing their post-workout pictures to show everyone how they’re staying in top form.

We Simulate Euro 2020 With One Of The Worst Football Games Ever Created

With social distancing coming to the fore, many are turning to video games to pass the time. In turn, many are realizing — or just remembering — how aggravating the FIFA 20 experience can be. After almost 20 years of the game myself, I can hardly look at it without feeling like Roy Keane at a convention of TikTok influencers.  

Meet The Starting XI That Will Save Humanity From COVID-19

Moroccan side Raja Club Athletic followed its tradition for posting the team’s starting lineup ahead of its next match. This time around, the club’s opponent just so happens to be humanity’s adversary as well.

Let’s take a look at the chosen 11 Raja Club Athletic is fielding against COVID-19 and break down each player.

English Broadcaster Hilariously Stays Active With Kitchen Commentary

No match is complete without a world-renowned broadcaster on the call. While footballers are finding ways to stay fit and in top-form during this break, commentators are doing the same. One of the best examples is this hilarious update from Clive Tyldesley's kitchen.

Here Are Free Coloring Pages To Enliven Your Weekend Of Social Distancing

Tired of video games and Netflix yet? Probably not, but if you’re looking to compliment your TV viewing experience with something crafty, AS Roma’s Twitter team has just the thing: free coloring pages featuring Marshmello, Snoop Dogg, Lil Nas X, A$AP Rocky and Beyonce. 

One Day In And EPL Clubs Are Already Losing It Without Football

If you thought not touching your face was hard, trying being a social media coordinator for one of the biggest clubs in Europe right now.

Footballers’ Check List For Surviving A Pandemic

So the spread of coronavirus means school’s been canceled or you have to work from remotely for a while? Not sure you can survive being confined to your home? Unclear what to do during quarantine? 

Even the most introverted of folks will go stir crazy locked up at home for days on end, but soccer players (and fans) have it especially tough. How do you go from playing and watching soccer all the time to not leaving the house and having no live sports on TV?

Cute Pup Tries To Save Lives By Halting Match

While most leagues around the world have suspended operations to curb the spread of coronavirus, many in Central and South American have continued to play. This could put lives at risk if players or fans become infected at these large gatherings. One soccer dog is having none of it.

Relive The Most Exciting USMNT Opening World Cup Game Of All Time

The U.S. vs. Portugal at the 2002 World Cup was one of the best games in men's national team history. With all this talk about the coronavirus crippling the economy and, more importantly, my soccer TV viewing schedule, I figured we could all use a little pick-me-up to get us through the rest of the week.

This game has to be the second most exhilarating game in USMNT history, at least of recent (maybe not so recent) memory. 

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