Cristiano Ronaldo
What Is Going On In This Picture Cristiano Ronaldo Tweeted?
Cristiano Ronaldo has broken reality. Frankly we're surprised it took him this long. He has a history of sending out tweets of himself brooding in various odd places/positions while showing his muscles, but the man has outdone himself.
BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo Airport Bust Speaking, Questioning Validity Of Own Existence
The bust of Cristiano Ronaldo at the Cristiano Ronaldo International Airport in Madeira has miraculously gained consciousness, it’s first words being “I think you all should know that I’m feeling very depressed.”
“Do I have a mark on my face?” he then asked. “It really hurts. I can’t feel my body, so that doesn’t hurt very much, but my face does. Right here,” he said while scrunching the left side of his face. “Not here or here so much. Right here.”
Wayne Rooney Introduced Himself To Cristiano With A Crushing Tackle
Man Who Made Demented Cristiano Ronaldo Statue Compares Self To Jesus
Emanuel Santos, the man who made the ugly Cristiano Ronaldo bust currently on display at the Madeira airport, has responded to criticism of his ugly sculpture the same way you or I would, by comparing himself to Jesus.
Ronaldo's Reaction To Landing At Cristiano Ronaldo Airport Was Pretty Funny
Cristiano Ronaldo Can't Catch A Break With Statues
Cristiano Ronaldo looks like he was forged out of steel, but when you try to use actual steel (or similar metal) to forge something that is supposed to look like Cristano Ronaldo, you end up with something that does not look like Cristiano Ronaldo at all.
You end up with this:
why is it impossible to make a normal Cristiano Ronaldo statue pic.twitter.com/sGFHgd4YO6
Cristiano Ronaldo’s Airport Renaming Ceremony Was A Horror Show
It’s been said that hands and the likeliness of an infant are two of the most difficult undertakings in the artistic world. For hands, it is a question of naturalness — even in reality, especially during photographs, we struggle to know what to do with our cursed hands. For the infant, it is the difficulty in portraying youthful exuberance. Wander through an art gallery and you’ll find many children whose faces look no different from their elders, it is only their size that differentiates them.
13 razones por las cuales una chica debería salir con un jugador de fútbol
Déjame adivinar, has salido con una variedad de hombres diferentes, pero no ha funcionado con ninguno. Tal vez era muy callado, muy malo o desapareció. Ahora estás cansada de salir, pero no quieres enfrentar sola el mundo. No te estreses, estoy aquí para abrirte los ojos y señalarte la dirección correcta.
Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Elite International Group With Pioneering Free Kick
Cristiano Ronaldo hit his 69th and 70th international goals for Portugal on Saturday to join an elite club of players to have reached such a milestone. At 32, you wouldn’t put it past Ronaldo to some day eclipse Ferenc Puskas’ European record total of 84 international goals.
Both of his goals were extremely well taken against Hungary, but it was the historic 70th that both celebrated his unique skill and outlined his vast contribution to the sport of football.