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Remember The Day Zlatan Singlehandedly Destroyed England?
5 Years Ago Today, Thierry Henry Struck The Greatest Olimpico Of All Time
Five years ago today, Thierry Henry clipped the meanest olimpico the world has ever seen. Kissing the post before nestling THE OLD ONION BAG, this was a corner straight from the training grounds of the gods.
There’s no defending it because it really shouldn’t be possible. The world has certainly lost the majority of its spice following Henry’s professional retirement.
Esteban Granero Thought Pique Was F**king With Him When Introducing 15-Year-Old Messi
A recent interview with Espanyol midfielder Esteban Granero by Spanish daily El Pais has revealed a hilarious and insightful anecdote involving a 15-year-old Lionel Messi and a clash between the youth teams of Real Madrid and Barcelona.
The Worst 12-Second Display Of Goalkeeping In The History Of The Game
According to researchers from the Georgia Institute of Technology, all mammals take an average of 12 seconds to poop. Regardless of the size of the rectum, be it an elephant’s sphincter or a cat’s, that s**t is riding a wave of mucus like “a sled sliding down a chute” and out in no time flat. Unless it’s diarrhea — that confounds all mathematical models.
On This Day 22 Years Ago, Rene Higuita Performed The Greatest Goalkeeper Trick In Soccer History
Kaka Was The Fastest Player With The Ball Ever
Today Spain Pummeled Liechtenstein 8-0 And One Year Ago, They Did The Same Exact Thing
18-Year-Old Ronaldinho Proves That Everyone Else At That Age Ain’t Sh*t
Just like you and me, Ronaldinho was born and raised somewhere. But that’s where the similarities end.
There’s no explaining how, from the point of birth until turning 18, our paths and Ronaldinho’s diverged so enormously. While we were just starting to recognize our weaker foot, Ronaldinho was terrorizing the Brasileirao with Gremio and ending the career of Brazilian World Cup-winning captain Dunga.