Premier League

Wenger Watch: Oh Geez, Oh No

Set the "days without a calamitous loss to a lesser side" counter back to zero.

And while you're at it, set the Wenger-O-Meter to Wenger OUT.

Wenger Watch

Watford. Tom Cleverley. It was so poetic and at the same time extremely dumb. In other words, Arsenal.

Jose Mourinho Doesn't Care About You

Jose Mourinho's job is to win soccer games.

Actually, I'm going to walk that back. Jose Mourinho's job is to not lose soccer games, and he is extraordinarily good at it. What he is not extraordinarily good at is caring about literally anything else. For example, the feelings of anyone who may be watching one of his teams play a soccer game.

As such, readers will be shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that Manchester United travelled to Liverpool, parked the bus for 90 minutes and came away with a point. Importantly, they did not win. More importantly, they did not lose.

Get Excited For Manchester United-Liverpool By Watching Steven Gerrard Headbutt Marouane Fellaini

Manchester United and Liverpool will play tomorrow in what is sure to be a heated match between two teams that really don't like each other. As evidence of these feelings, I present Steven Gerrard and Marouane Fellaini:

Fantasy Premier League Tips Week 8

The International break is over! And welcome to our World Cup Heroes edition of FC EPL, where we give you the best Fantasy Premier League tips. Here are 3 International break studs that you need to have on your Premier league roster.

Mohamed Salah (Egypt) 

This Scorpion Kick Training Goal From Alberto Moreno Is Amazing

One of the bright spots in an otherwise disappointing Liverpool start to the season has been the play of left back Alberto Moreno. The oft-criticized Spaniard has emerged, somehow, as Liverpool's best defender and his attacking play has been as good as just about any fullback in Europe.

Moreno has not been called up for Spain's World Cup qualifiers, which allowed him to do THIS in Liverpool training.

Goalie Distribution Almost Directly Relates To English Premier League Success

Does your goalie like to pick out passes to nearby teammates and help the team play out of the back or does he like to hoof it up the park to get it as far away from him as possible? The answer may determine your spot in the English Premier League table. Goalie distribution is almost directly correlated to EPL success according to the chart below.

This graphic shows the percentage of passes from EPL goalies that are long balls and the top five teams are all among the top seven teams through seven games in the 2017-18 season.

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