We all know someone like this: the person who gets the Christmas decorations out the day after Halloween, as if Thanksgiving (A FAR SUPERIOR HOLIDAY TO CHRISTMAS, DON'T @ ME) doesn't even exist.
The Seattle Sounders defense of their MLS Cup rolls on after a 2-0 victory over the Vancouver Whitecaps in the Western Conference semifinals. Clint Dempsey’s brace at CenturyLink Field were the only goals of the two-legged tie with the Whitecaps landing only one shot on target over 180 minutes of play.
Lionel Messi was awarded nearly $85,000 after Argentinean newspaper La Razón was found guilty of defamation (the communication of a false claim that harms the reputation of, in this case, an individual) against the international star following Argentina’s 2014 World Cup Final defeat to Germany.
We don't think anyone will ever top this description of Dele Alli's goal against Real Madrid. Pundits around the globe need to take notes.
James Richardson’s description of Dele Alli’s goal was tremendous pic.twitter.com/bcq46F52eQ
— Loudmouth Melvin (@loudmouthmelvin) November 1, 2017
Look, I can't 100 percent confirm it's Messi in this video, but it sure looks like him, so whatever.
He really is a Goat pic.twitter.com/BJVyqNtKky
— mx (@BUSQXETS2) October 31, 2017
MESSI IS THE GOAT.
Actually, he's just a guy with a wig and sunglasses and a silly shirt making goat noises, but it's potentially Messi! So that's cool!
Here are your Fantasy Premier League Tips for Week 11 of the Prem. Here are 3 players you could use your transfer on:
Raheem Sterling (Manchester City)
With seven goals in eight games, Raheem Sterling is only two goals shy of his career best — a mark he set in The Year Of Slippy G, AD. The 22-year-old isn’t just going to break his personal best, he’s going to shatter it. What’s more, Sterling is cheaper than fellow Manchester City midfielders Leroy Sane, David Silva and Kevin De Bruyne.
When this Maribor defender woke up this morning, he probably didn't know today would be his last day as a professional soccer player. He probably didn't think Roberto Firmino would nutmeg him so badly as to necessitate his rejecting society and living out his days in a cave, as a hermit.
But that's what Firmino did, so this poor man must now grow a giant beard and take a vow of silence.
5 Years ago tomorrow will be the anniversary of Dele Alli making his debut for MK Dons in front of 1,500 people. Today the 21-year-old opening the scoring against Real Madrid in front of 90,000 in the UEFA Champions League.
Dele Alli is making the most of his return from suspension!
He puts Tottenham up 1-0 on Real Madrid. https://t.co/lzaWfskb6p