Manchester United

Jose Mourinho Doesn't Care About You

Jose Mourinho's job is to win soccer games.

Actually, I'm going to walk that back. Jose Mourinho's job is to not lose soccer games, and he is extraordinarily good at it. What he is not extraordinarily good at is caring about literally anything else. For example, the feelings of anyone who may be watching one of his teams play a soccer game.

As such, readers will be shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that Manchester United travelled to Liverpool, parked the bus for 90 minutes and came away with a point. Importantly, they did not win. More importantly, they did not lose.

Get Excited For Manchester United-Liverpool By Watching Steven Gerrard Headbutt Marouane Fellaini

Manchester United and Liverpool will play tomorrow in what is sure to be a heated match between two teams that really don't like each other. As evidence of these feelings, I present Steven Gerrard and Marouane Fellaini:

Behind Enemy Lines: Talking Futbol with Football Fans

It's no secret that soccer fans in America get a lot flak for being fans of such a "lame" sport. We always counter their criticisms of soccer with "it's the most popular sport in the world" and "in football you don't even use your feet 99% of the time". Nevertheless, they still mock us relentlessly, and who does more than the rest? NFL fans.

Fantasy Premier League Tips Week 8

The International break is over! And welcome to our World Cup Heroes edition of FC EPL, where we give you the best Fantasy Premier League tips. Here are 3 International break studs that you need to have on your Premier league roster.

Mohamed Salah (Egypt) 

Zlatan Should Come Out Of Retirement If Sweden Makes The World Cup

Sweden are still in the running for the 2018 World Cup. They will have to win a playoff against another UEFA team but have been playing well as of late. Sweden's current squad would be a fun addition to the World Cup, but do you know what would be more fun?

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