Lionel Messi

Watch All Of Lionel Messi's Solo Goals

We've all seen Lionel Messi blow past five defenders before slotting the ball beyond the keeper. But have you seen every solo goal that Lionel Messi has ever scored? 

Well, thanks to the Messi Magic Youtube channel, you can now watch every...single...one. All 74 of them. 

That's right. 19 whole minutes of bamboozling, nutmegging, tackle-shrugging, dribbling, hair-flowing, career-ending, net-rippling, ball-caressing, mind-expanding, hair-raising entertainment. 

This Guy Wanted To Meet Messi. Security Had Other Plans

This is a public service announcement: do not attempt to hug Lionel Messi. It will go poorly for you.

Especially don't attempt to hug Lionel Messi by jumping a barrier and landing at the entrance to the stadium tunnel.

Lionel Messi’s International Retirement Will Continue Through World Cup Qualifying

Sources from Lionel Messi’s family have told Goal.com that the former Argentina captain will not return for his country’s September World Cup qualifiers against Uruguay and Venezuela.

Lionel Messi Moves On From Copa America Heartbreak By Returning To Barca Training

Lionel Messi has had enough of sitting on his yacht in Ibiza presumably replaying his Copa America penalty miss over and over. Messi wasn’t due to join his Barcelona teammates in preseason training until August 1st, but the former Argentine international has forgone his extended break in favor of returning to training.

How Far Would You Go To Meet Messi?

How much do you love Lionel Messi? A little? A lot? Possibly too much? Not even a little bit? A decidedly unhealthy amount? You have a Messi shrine in your closet that features his picture in a heart-shaped frame, surrounded by candles?

However much (or not much) your love for Messi, you still don't love him as much as this dude, who swam to Messi's yacht in hopes of meeting Messi and getting a picture.

Messi And Ronaldo Dock Their Yachts Next To Each Other In Ibiza

Someone call TMZ. It's too good to be true. Messi and Ronaldo have apparently docked their yachts just feet apart in Ibiza as they each holiday (separately, we think) with friends and family.

OK...relax. Somebody did already call TMZ. Which is good. Because this convergence of global superstars in a single location is enough to send any paparazzi back into a pre-pubescent state of bed wetting.

Neymar Was 'Afraid' Of Messi And His Barcelona Teammates Before Debut

Such has been the ease with which Neymar’s transitioned to life in Barcelona that it’s difficult to imagine the Brazilian captain ever struggling following his move from Santos in June 2013.

However, Neymar has revealed to TV Globo that his first days at the Camp Nou were riddled with fright and nerves.

#WeAreAllLeoMessi Was Dumb, But Barcelona's Explanation Was Even Dumber

I want to make one thing perfectly clear before we begin: this isn’t about the soccer. I love Messi when he plays soccer. Messi lights up the world and makes my day better when he has a ball at his feet. This isn't even really about Messi. It isn't his fault Barcelona initiated a tone-deaf social media campaign to support him after he got convicted of tax fraud. It's Barcelona's fault. And now they've gone and made it worse.

Barcelona Wanted Us To Rally Around A Convicted Tax Cheat But We Made Fun Of Them Instead

Lionel Messi was convicted of tax fraud earlier this week and sentenced to two years in jail. He will most likely not serve any of that, as he is a first-time offender. For whatever reason, the powers that be in Barcelona's marketing department decided that, despite being an uber-wealthy, tax-dodging international superstar, Messi needs some sympathy.

Euro 2016 Proves Once And For All That Portugal's Star Shines Brighter Than Argentina's

It’s a question that has divided football fans for years now, and we’ve finally been provided a definitive, solid answer. Regardless of where your allegiances previously held court, either with the diminutive, technically gifted Argentine or the more robust, 18-yard box dwelling Portuguese, we now know once and for all who’s the better player.

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