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Player In Argentine Primera División Scores Insane 77-Yard Thunderbolt That Only Bounces Once

Take a bow Mateo Coronel!

The 23-year-old midfielder for Atlético Tucumán in Argentina’s top flight scored one of the most impressive long-range goals this writer has ever seen during a 4-0 victory Tuesday night. 

A typical goal from distance is around midfield and catches the goalkeeper out. Other long-range goals are ones like we saw from Union Omaha’s goalkeeper on Saturday that took two bounces before trickling into the goal.

Santi Ormeño Se Agranda Tras Su Primera Conquista En Chivas: "A Goles Me Van A Querer"

Chivas se acordó de ganar y sus delanteros de convertir goles. Hace unos días Ángel Zaldívar marcó un doblete en el 4-0 sobre Necaxa y la noche de este martes le tocó a Santiago Ormeño estrenarse como goleador del Rebaño Sagrado en el triunfo 1-0 sobre Monterrey, líder del torneo.

Ambos delanteros se han sacado un peso de encima, pero el alivio más grande parece ser el de Santi Ormeño, sobre todo por la polémica generada en torno a su llegada al Club Guadalajara.

Emilio Lara Celebró Su Primer Gol Profesional Con Baile A Lo Chuntaro Style

¿Hay algo que Emilio Lara no sepa hacer bien? El canterano del América es sin dudas la gran revelación del Apertura 2022 y la noche de este miércoles desbloqueó un nuevo logro en su meteórico ascenso: el Pelón marcó su primer gol en el profesionalismo y de paso le dio la victoria a los azulcrema sobre Querétaro.

Por supuesto, Lara tiene detalles que mejorar, pero desde un punto de vista general, el futbolista de 20 años parece jugar como un veterano de mil batallas. Y eso incluso le ha servido para responder en distintas posiciones de la zaga.

Americans Abroad: 3 Players Ready For Qatar And 2 Who Look Lost

This here is Week 3 of our keeping track of Americans abroad in these power rankings that aren't really power rankings, and I declare this edition a collector's issue. That's right, fire up the printer, make sure you've got the necessary ink levels and print this whole webpage out for posterity.

This was the week the USMNT made a strong claim to be retroactively awarded the 2021 FIFA Club World Cup after beating Chelsea 3-0 at Elland Road.  

Ansu Fati And Lewandowski Turn On The Style In Barcelona's First Win Of The Season

Barcelona got its first win of the season with a hard-fought 4-1 victory over Real Sociedad at the Anoeta on Sunday night in a match that largely swung in the visitor's favor following the introduction of Ansu Fati in the 64th minute.

With Sergio Busquets suspended following his red card in Barça's opening draw with Rayo Vallecano, Xavi handed a start to Frenkie de Jong in midfield and introduced Álex Balde and Ferran Torres on the left-hand side.

Kylian Mbappé Scores The Fastest Goal In Ligue 1 History

Kylian Mbappé scored in just eight seconds against Lille in PSG's third match of the 2022-23 Ligue 1 season on Sunday, making it the fastest goal in Ligue 1 history. Caen's Michel Rio also scored in eight seconds against AS Cannes in 1992.

Kick off, four touches, a Lionel Messi assist and a Donatello lob over the keeper. Lille players didn’t know what came at them.

Kylian Mbappé Fastest Goal in Ligue 1 History

No Le Tienen Paciencia: Fans De Pumas Abuchean A Dani Alves En Dura Derrota Ante Santos Laguna

No hay caso. Pumas no sabe ganar con Dani Alves en cancha y la afición perdió la paciencia. De hecho, en la dura caída por 5-1 en Ciudad Universitaria no tuvo empacho a la hora de abuchear al brasileño.

Alves se sumó al cuadro universitario como uno de los grandes fichajes en la historia de la Liga MX, pero desde que debutó el equipo simplemente dejó de ganar. Previo al partido, Pumas acumulaba dos empates (Mazatlán y Monterrey) y dos derrotas (América y Atlético de San Luis) desde la llegada del lateral, contando solo duelos del Apertura 2022.

Sadio Mané Strikes Twice As Bayern Munich Crushes VfL Bochum 7-0

BOCHUM, Germany - Champions Bayern Munich demolished hosts VfL Bochum 7-0 on Sunday, with new signing Sadio Mané scoring twice, to maintain their perfect start to the season.

The Bavarians are two points clear at the top with nine points from three league games, and have now scored a league-record 15 goals in their three games even though top striker Robert Lewandowski left this season to join Barcelona.

On Sunday they went on a first-half rampage, scoring four times in 38 minutes to kill off the game.

Watch Kevin De Bruyne Get Mobbed Like A Goalscorer After Providing Outrageous Assist

Newcastle and Manchester City played out a ridiculous 3-3 draw at St. James' Park on Sunday afternoon in an early contender for Premier League match of the season that also featured candidates for the year's best free kick (Kieran Trippier) and most unbelievable assist (Kevin De Bruyne). 

Bernardo Silva picked out İlkay Gündoğan for City's opener in the fifth-minute, but Newcastle equalized through Miguel Almirón in the 28th and went ahead before halftime thanks to Callum Wilson.

Brenden Aaronson The Hero Of Leeds United's Historic Win Over Chelsea

The Major Leeds Soccer (MLS) experiment stunned the football community Sunday by recording its first win over Chelsea in almost 20 years, a 3-0 clinic at Elland Road, with USMNT attacker Brenden Aaronson scoring his first goal for the club and compatriot Tyler Adams putting Mason Mount in his back pocket for 77 minutes. 

A blood and thunder start to the match was followed by a period of Chelsea superiority where it looked like the Blues would ultimately punish Leeds' wild ways, but Jesse Marsch's team seems to gather its strength from periods of distress.   

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