Goals

Free-Kick Travels 30 Yards, Swerves 10, The Keeper Had Zero Chance

Many know the Swedish legend, Henrik Larsson. His son, Jordan is making a name for himself with this incredible free-kick in the 75th minute. Currently playing in the Swedish top flight for Helsingborg IF, Larsson's free-kick needed both power and finesse. With the free-kick from 30 yards out, Larsson needed the power to make it to the goal, but also the finesse to beat the keeper. This was his second goal of the match. During the 6th minute he creatively chipped the keeper. You don't see skills like this every day. It must be the genes. 

Champions League Semi Final Goals - April 27, 2016

From the first few minutes, we already knew this match was going to be much better than yesterday's. With a group of supporters backing Bayern, they held 74% of the possession, however Saúl Ñíguez's Messi esque goal in the 11th minute was a blow to the visitors. The hard fought match would end in a 1 - 0 victory for Madrid. The second leg for Atletico and Bayern will be on May 3, while Real Madrid take on Manchester City the following day. 

This Tribute To The Worst Goals Of The Season Is Pathetic And Hilarious

Another season is about to end, and while some people may want to remember all the great things that have happened this year, some people clearly want to bask in the s***. The shameful, shambolic, embarrassing, down right bone-headed s***. I am talking about the worst goals of the season, of course. 

This Goalkeeper Never Gave Up And Took Down The Table Leaders By Himself

Currently playing in the Polish top flight, Sebastian Nowak thought the game was over when table leading opponents, Wisla Krakow scored in the second minute of stoppage time. It is safe to assume, Wisla thought they would be victorious on the day as well. However, Nowak had other ideas and one minute later came in unmarked on a corner kick and executed a perfect header to tie the game up. Pandamonium ensued and the match would end in a 2 - 2 draw. 

Two Outrageous Screamers Are Always Better Than One

Who doesn't love a good screamer ? We live for those moments when a player just receives the ball, says "Well, f*** it," and then proceeds to wallop it with literally zero finesse. The soccer gods were apparently smiling this weekend because we got not one, but two outrageous screamers. 

Of course, we can't just have two screamers without determining which one is better. We're humans after all. Everything must be ranked and constrained to a value system otherwise we go crazy. With that in mind, here are the two fantastic goals. Which one is better? 

This Bicycle Kick Should Win The Puskas

The odds your coach wants you trying a 30 yard bicycle kick in a game are probably 0. But Javi Gomez doesn't care what manager Ángel García Cabezali thinks, and that's a good thing because the UD Socuéllamos player scored the bicycle kick that could potentially land him on the Puskas list. Gomez chested a deep pass into the air before exectuing a perfect chilena past an out of position keeper. There isn't really much else to say about this goal because it's perfect. Just watch it from this different angle:

Their Squad Was Ravaged By The Riches Of China, But Corinthians Continue To Delight

Corinthians won the 2015 Campeonato Brasileiro with a 12-point lead over their nearest rival, Atletico Mineiro. They lost only five games all season while compiling a goal difference of +40, earning direct qualification to the second stage of the 2016 Copa Libertadores. They simply dominated all challengers while scoring a league best 71 goals.

This Half-Rainbow Heel Flick Goal Is Worth 10 Seconds Of Your Time

Rico Zulkarnain is apparently the second coming of some sort of futsal god. The 26-year-old Welsh-Indonesian recently become Wales’ all-time top futsal goalscorer and plays professionally in the Australian Futsal League. 

He also recently played in the National FAFL Cup, won tournament MVP, won the golden boot for top scorer and scored this ridiculous goal:

Watch The Top 5 Goals From Barcelona's La Masia Prodigies

It just isn’t fair. La Masia, soccer’s foremost player production line, looks loaded with the next generation of talent that will ensure Barcelona’s dominance for years to come. Barcelona’s academy is renowned for its philosophy of play, dictating an emphasis on technical ability and one-touch play. 

It Was a Perfect Opportunity for a Cross, He Scores A Goal Instead

Luis Nani was ready to send in a freekick hoping to find his teammate's head. The angle was difficult for shot on goal, however Nani is not your average football player. Instead of swinging in a cross, Nani went for goal and floated it into the back right corner over the keeper's outstretched paw. Nani's goal put Turkish giants, Fenerbahce up 2 - 0 right before half time. RVP would add a third in the 90'. 

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