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Manchester City’s 5-0 demolition of West Ham at the London Stadium was a crushing experience for Hammers fans. The loudest cheer of the night was reserved for an appearance from high school student Peter Parker, better known as Spider-Man.

Spider-Man was felled in the penalty area, his tackler immediately pointing to the spot in a display of sportsmanship that’s rarely seen. But was it really a penalty, or did Spidey take a dive?

“It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.” —Probably the young boy in this video.

Sandwiched between one-half of the usual defensive line of the FIFA FIFPro World XI, this burgeoning young stoic simply does not give a rat’s a**. With a supreme display of tranquility and passive tolerance, we’ve been given video evidence of nirvana.  

Either this boy has achieved a perfect state of quietude, or, at heart, he’s such a Barcelona fan that he finds this whole charade sickening. 

WeRateDogs is my favorite thing on the internet, notwithstanding the Internet thing that pays me money. WeRateDogs made a video called "The Dogs of 2016" and it was full of good dogs.

Because my boss isn't here, I took the video and thought of a soccer thing for each dog. Follow along!

0:01: James Rodriguez

0:03: Arsenal in the Champions League

0:06: Liverpool’s defense

0:11: Andrea Pirlo

0:23: N’Golo Kante

0:27: Nicklas Bendtner

0:33: Wayne Rooney

0:44: Xabi Alonso

Son Heung-min is now our favorite footballer on the planet. And with an average of a goal every 147 minutes this season, he's a damn good footballer at that.

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— . (@ned99kelsey) December 29, 2016