There's a soccer moose on the loose in Colorado and it's doing stepovers like a hairy Cristiano Ronaldo with antlers.
Just call it Moose-a Sissoko. Or Moose-a Dembele. Or Ahmed Moose-a.
Too bad the transfer deadline has passed. Someone should've signed it.
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