Today we discovered a startling revelation from talented young Liverpool right back Trent Alexander-Arnold: he has one of those "friendship recipe" wall hangings in his kitchen. This is definitely the biggest story of the day involving Liverpool, nothing else going on there really, mostly a relaxing stress-free Thursday for Liverpool fans. Yep.
Well that's just very nice. Hopefully he's not relaxing alone at home, he just made all his many friends get out of the frame so he could take a picture for Under Armour. Hopefully he has cooked up some friendships that contain all the ingredients noted on the wall-hanging. I hope those friendships are very fulfilling and Trent and his friends are having a good time.
Philippe Coutinho has broken my brain.