The 5 best and worst kits we've seen for the upcoming season

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June 28, 2023

It's soccer jersey weather (there's no better option at an outdoor concert), and clubs across Europe are cashing in by releasing their new threads for the 2023-24 campaign.

Below we've recommended five jerseys for special commendation in the field of aesthetic beauty while we've classified five more as ew don't think so.

Best and worst kits for 2023-24 European club season

Winners

#1. Manchester City home 

Carolina blue always looks nice and the white V-neck collar with pinstripes is class.

  

#2. Atlético Madrid away

The kit celebrates the club's 120th anniversary and pays homage to Atléti's first-ever shirt (a half-and-half design of royal blue and white) and crest. 

#3. AS Roma home

The Lupetto (little wolf) shines bright along with a "DAJE ROMA DAJE" message on the nape.

   

#4. Levante third  

I mean, look at it. Who wouldn't want this?

#5. Bayern Munich third (Oktoberfest) 

High art. It reminds me of strolling through the state fair's horticulture building before getting a craft beer.

Losers

#1. Juventus home

Adidas really nailed the furry zebra effect here, so you'll look just like a fuzzy zebra.

#2. Newcastle United third 

What's become the annual Saudi Arabia shirt for the Toon.  

#3. Arsenal away 

Toxic sludge. If you stand in it, it will drain your health meter. 

#4. Borussia Dortmund home 

Dortmund did a fan vote to reach this conclusion, proving that sometimes democracy fails. 

#5. Real Madrid away 

I'm starting a rumor that the noodle design pays homage to when Cristiano Ronaldo used to go Noodle Hair Mode during the Champions League knockout rounds.