Google’s Arts & Culture app allows you to take a selfie and realize your fine art doppelgänger after it goes about analyzing your biometric data, and according to The Guardian’s Arwa Mahdawi “the science behind it is scary” and “supports the rise of the surveillance state,” but whatever, you'll die soon and it’s good to have a laugh.
Whether or not you want to download the app (you do, I just explored Bilbao’s Guggenheim museum in 360) and find your own corresponding museum portrait (you do, I’m William Watson by George Romney) is completely up to you, but here’s 30 footballing persons turned into oil paintings.
Viewer discretion advised.
Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo's Sculpture
Lionel Messi
Neymar
Franck Ribery
Alex Morgan
Ronaldinho
Carli Lloyd
Harry Kane
Luka Modric
Lieke Martens
Loris Karius (should be Michelangelo's David)
Mohamed Salah
Bruce Arena
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Peter Crouch
Alexi Lalas
Abby Wambach
Jose Mourinho
Pep Guardiola
Pierluigi Collina
Steven Gerrard
Luis Suarez
Carlos Valderrama
Zinedine Zidane
Mario Balotelli
Landon Donovan
Christian Pulisic
Pele
Diego Maradona